Category: Funny.


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When people are sick they tend to be depress, moody, and all out of whack! But me I try to keep a smile, stay very energetic, and get some sunlight! Since my mom wants me to stay inside I’m going to try to read a lot blogs and give love through my words! :) love you!

P.S Pray for me! I have a stuffy nose, back pains, and headache! :(

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Yes! I’m sick! 2 days before FINAL EXAMS! . . . Great.

I need a Bible! Fast!

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I think NOT!

My friends really think I should arch my.. what they call like to call them “bush hams” eyebrows LOL! (What kind of name?) But I know my eyebrows are totally fine. They give me my own look.

Besides I don’t wanna sit in a nail salon in a creepy room located in the back. O_o I don’t know them people like that! Sheesh.

Well Good Morning! :)

 First thing first. .

Ashley Birthday :)

Birthday Girl "Jan. 1"

On January 1, 1993 a beautiful baby was born. Going by the name of Ashley Jones. Being on earth for now 18 years has seriously blessed all of are hearts. Loving for God,  Captain of her drill team, Singer and Songwriter, and interest in playing the piano. Watching her grow into the beautiful and amazing young lady she is, Ashley  will be graduating in the next few 6 months and I will be there front row and center to be the witness of her accomplishment and high school goal! — BUT before we move too fast lets just stay on the night of her birthday where she spent it with her friends and family (ME OF COURSE LOL) lets take a look shall we:

A little refreshing. .

Ashley and her Big Brother Marcel (. . and boy was he on her case with them boys)

Me and Brandon having a camera battle at the table {. . Pretty Professional Right? lol}

After all that I was happy that I got to spent my new years with my lovely cousin on her birthday! I hope being 18 wont change anything about her! If so I’m gonna have to keep her in check Just Kidding.

iLOVEYUH!

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Me and my Facebook Acquaintance was comparing each others Zodiac Signs. He was a Taurus and I’m a Virgo. He decides to post this I don’t know, this description of Virgo Women thing and it tells you what we virgo women are like take a peep:

VIRGO FEMALE

You have some superficial standards about the man in your life. You insist that your partner be squeaky clean and practical and goal oriented. Your standards are set quite high and therefore it usually takes you longer to find someone that you feel is worthy to commit to. You do tend to marry late in life and only if the right knight in shining armor comes along. You are an excellent housekeeper, a strict parent and a good companion. You are attractive well into your middle years and often attract more men as you age

Cute right? Lol

Now knowing that this is somewhat true aha, I give him a little piece of my “Woman Mind” my response:

1. Yes, I do set High Standards for myself in certain situations. With a Man for example (like it is post upon there) yes I do want what’s best for me in my future. I need guy who is willing to be a “Man” and willing to do is his part well.

2. I seriously laughed at “excellent housekeeper” because I totally think they should’ve worded that in a different way. But I would say, I keep my house clean before anyone steps through that front door. I tend to be sometimes lazy. Nobody’s perfect. I will a career, I’m not gonna sit at home while my husband go get his paper (money) and to come home to tell me I do nothing but sit at home all day while he pay the bills in my book it doesn’t work like that honey. I most defineitly will have a life & YES I’m good a companion.

3. Virgo tend to look very young. :) kudos for us. While all the others signs look old in their 40′s we’ll be looking fly and should be able to hit the club once in a while. :) lol.

4. Now, the married part. . . Hmmm. I have nothing to say but unless its the right man to be waiting for then yes I might as while get my career up on point first before any man walts into my life.

Spoken like a lady? Lol. Yes I know. But that really not true. I feel that ALL WOMEN they can be black, white, asian, purple, green, yellow whatever. Any women can sit those standards. Not just me. All these young girls I see can set those standards. Just make GOD is included. Because he’s the one that helped you make them. He knows how you gonna make them, when your gonna make them, and who will try to knock them.

I’ve had a couple of guys and eveb grown men step to me with that non-sense game of theirs trying to pull me in. But it never works. And for man or boy to do that to me everytime I turn around, I might as well live in a house by myslef with 18 cats and yelling at people saying “get off my grass”

A women can be a housekeeper, a pleasure toy, in home wife, and junkie to men now. But that’s only if they let them be.

But down inside, we’re STRONG, INDEPENDENT, GOD’S GIFT, VALUEABLE, RUBIES, QUEENS, HIGH, AND SMART. That’s what I am and that’s what I hope to be to my future husband.

Good Morning Bloggers of WordPress.com (I like that) right now, I’m going to write a really short and quick post. Because, lately I haven’t been blogging or blog reading (Sorry Tom and any others that I have been missing out on.) I just been VERY and I mean very busy. With what you may ask.

I have been busy with:
1. Teaching my dance girls, which by the have been doing so great! :) they have had 3 performances and nailed all of them. But sometimes they can be a hand full, so been trying hard to keep them in line.

2. Being in School, yes, really busy with that. Try having EIGHT ( 8 ) classes (and not in one day I’ll really die of some teen-disorder). 5 academics, and 3 dance classes. Yes, very tough but the grades are strong accept for Chemistry and Choreo class, that lady grade very tough. I can’t get through her. :X

3. Last but not least, BEING A TEEN. As we all know or use to know, being a teen was hard. And for me it is. Going to school being around different people, it can really make you think about who you want be in life or even right now. But one great choice I have made so far in my teen life, is to just be yourself and YES, hang in the library. Friends can wait but those great books? Heck no, I love ‘em.

Alright, now that I gave you a little upgrade or “UPDATE” on me. Lol. I probably won’t be back in 3weeks. But this is what I will be doing for my winter break:

      EXTRA CREDIT WORK! :) YAAAAY.

Thank you..Random Lady?

Weird-Short-Coversation-on-my-way-to-making-copies:

 Lady {stops me in my tracks}:  Hello, what do you want to be when you get older?

Me: umm..Journalist..{confused look}

Lady: Because you have a look of a writer, a great spoken writer. I w ish you the best of luck and I will be praying that you will successed at a GREAT Journalist.

Me: Awww thank you so much, I really appericate that. Bye :)

People like her, really keep me going in life. If she see that I can keep going in life and become a successful writer, so CAN I! :)

THANK YOU RANDOM LADY-I-DON’T-KNOW! :)

 bIRTHDAY! YEAAH

Hey everyone!  Now I know I havent been blogging in like… some YEARS! I been super busy with work, dance, blah blah. Now you guys know I had a birthday Sept 1. And, let me tell you it was amazingly wonderful! Now I have pictures, but right now I can’t post them. :( {don’t worry soon they will come} Here’s a list of things that I knew I was going to get and things I don’t know was getting:

  • Clothing
  • Lots of clothing lol

THINGS I DIDNT KNOW I WAS GETTING:

  • Computer {Laptop} Thanks Mom you-you the best I ever had! LOL.
  • A bottle of hot sauce! {a big one too!} Yeah my best friend is a little to crazy for me.
  • And some anonymous  love card!

 I loved all my gifts, I’m truly thankful to have a lovely family and weird secret lover? lol. 

Tell 'em why you mad son!

A few days after my birthday I spent time with my bestfriend, my bestfriend Husband , and my cousin! :) Ashley, Judith, and LeLahni! :) We all headed down to Santa Monica City, and walked down the 3rd Street Promenade looking cute lol. Especially my cousin Ashley.  She a straight up model bay-bee! aha. We all stopped at mcDonald (uggh hate that place with a passion!) It was the cheapest place out there man. So I just got some fries. :( After that are some what dinner, we were walking again. We went inside fifty million stores, which I truly looooved!— My bestfrind Judith was having a BF! (for those who don’t understand B*&^tch Fit) She couldn’t decide if she should get a shirt or tank top lol! So she just got the sweater. After that we headed down to the movies! MY FAVORITE PART OF THE STORY! OK! So we went to go see “The Last exorcism!” (think I spelled it wrong but who cares!) That movie was not scary! Ashley and LeLahni was scared out of there minds! aha me and Judy just sat  back and laughed at the whooole thing! It wasnt even scary! :) So after the movie we went heading back to walking around stores and junk until my mommy came got us! :)

Gotta love SoCAL! :) I’m a rep! ayeeee

 Junior Year! 

 I start my junior year next week on Sept.13 {hey hey guys, lets mark that calendar for a reminder lol} and I believe it’s going to a blast! :) I got lot of new clothes {Dresses and flowery skirts lol} and new everything! This year is very Important to me, because everything counts for college: Grades, attitude, Leadership, SAT, ACT, my integrity, my care for school, and all that extra stuff. Now, the clubs I been thinking about joining are: Journalism {oh yes!} , Poetry Club, Swim polo? {aha it’s a black girl thing},  Leadership, Honor Society, and VISUAL ARTS!   I been trying to do honors for a long time and now here’s my chance, I’m taking Honors Algebra 2, Honors English. Okay, now I want to AP English BUT I can’t cause, I’ve to finish the last AP English Summer Assignment! Which I Was soooo close with that, I just needed a boring book that cost 50 dollars, yeah yeah I got a job but booo I don’t want to spend my money on some school book! lol {Sorry I sound waaay to spoiled right there let me rephrase that!} I don’t want spend money on a book that cost 50 dollars and during the school year they should’ve gave the new AP students that book. So I blame that  so called teacher maaan! So now when I go back I’m going to give them what I, the test, and some what beg way into that class lol! WISH ME FREAKING LUCK LOL!

jOURNALiSM?

I have got low-self esteem this summer about my writing! :( As I was writing for this magazine called Celebrity High, my editor took  me thru hell and back! Like why she gotta be so mean? So what I’m saying is my first article I wrote she literally dissed me! Like wow lady damn! I’m a teenager trying to understand the whole concept of it all. You know the whole full experience of being a writer for a magazine, and let me tell you, I got that full experience! I had two articles and a poem to write! So what’s the problem? The problem is that it seemed like I been cheated out of my work. DON’T twist my words around, I love Celebrity High, it’s just that when I write my work, my piece of art; I like to take my time with things. Not “Oh sh***T let me hurry and do this and let me hurry and  get my resource.” No that’s a no-no in my book. I don’t need people down my back rushing and puffing! lol. I’m done…. If you didn’t understand this part of my blog, well read it again! because I can go on and on!
 
“I think sometimes people are hard on you because they know you have talent and all they can do is teach. Other times they are hard on you because they see the talent and they want you to do better” -Tom Baker

 I like that quote by Tom, and he’s right. MAYBE she noticed I was a great writer and was just pushing me because she know I be an excellent writer. But one thing for sure I know I’m good writer! I’m in training right now! :) Oh and I’m writing a book look out for it in stores near you! :) ttyl’s!

                                                                                 Smooches! lol :)

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I’m so happy! :) my birthday is in like 48hrs. And Tom sorry if you thought my birthday was last week lol. Its September 1.

Ugh. :) lol. Thank god!!! For what? Just for making me happy. :) woot woot. “I was gonna for a ride, hop in the music and just rock yo body!” -black eyed peas.

Oh I’ll blog about that photo later! :)

I like…

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..to sit and listen to the birds sing.
I like to listen to poetry even when its hard to find the message.

I like to be alone and in deep of thought.
I like all the colors of the rainbow! But mainly purple lol.

I like to write all day until my hand starts to cramp up.
I like to sing when my favorite song comes on.

I like to read books small or big!
I like to make annoying sounds with pen when I get bored in class.

I like to eat bread. Yummy!
I like to draw trees and human beings! (Aha spelled it wrong?)

I like to laugh when people fall.
I like to laugh at corny jokes! Their really funny!

I like to take pictures!
I like to take pictures of other people and things.

I like playing in the rain and sunshine!
I like cute babies!

Lol. My random list of things I like. There’s more but I don’t want you to know my whole life! :)

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